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Monday — August 30th, 2010

COFFEE!!!

Livin' The Haiku Life

Dr Sketchy’s I’m With The Band!

 three awesome pleasures
are Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll
all wrapped into one!

So Dr Sketchy’s
Blessed us artists once again
with their latest show!

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the band gets on stage
the sound monkeys are ready
to rock our cocks off!

sultry and vulgar
these kickass girls empower
all things Rock n Roll

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instruments in hand
the sound monkeys start rocking
with intensity

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before the encore
the girls took an ovation
from the roaring crowd

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while the girls relaxed
After The Bomb Baby played!
like psycho drunkards

The Apocalypse
took the audience by storm
with their craziness

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plenty of cowbell
and downright insanity
filled the room with noise

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I tried to watch them
but Aaron Marshall’s melons
are quite distracting

and that eraser
is the luckiest rubber
to ever exist!

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and like an encore
the girls returned with applause
to keep on rockin’

dressed up like “band-aids”
the girls shower eachother
with constant praises

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these ladies are sweet
and pouring sugar on me
is what they do best

Now lounging around
clothes dropping low like bass notes
set to eleven!

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April struts her stuff
smoking hot, and illegal
that’s just how she is!

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Eva follows suit
with some death defying curves
that hypnotized us

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when Laura arrived
my love for rock n rolling
had really perked up

all of these ladies
were amazingly gorgeous
what more could we want?

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then all three came out
and the crowd was driven wild
by the sound monkeys

we wanted encores
til the sun came up again
again, and again

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and a lucky fan
got to be with the ladies
for a little while

devil horns be raised
Dr Sketchy brings the Rock!
with hardcore boobies!

 

Jacksonville BEERFEST ’10

 

If you guys know me
and I’m certain that you do
you know I LOVE BEER

so I was joyous
when all my friends and myself
went to the BEERFEST!

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everywhere I went
was cute girls handing us beers
for the entire night!

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if you asked nicely
the girls would pose with the beer
for a few pictures

so much beer on tap
some of us got so wasted
on our free boozing

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some girls in costume
supporting beers and business
like Mellow Mushroom

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everyone had fun
dancing and singing along
with all the music

the beer helped a lot
turning a beer convention
into a party!

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this lovely lady
traded my deputy badge
for a pilsner glass

I won in that trade
I must have been quite charming
or a total douche

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this was our hero
when most beer shirts are stupid
his was the greatest

who cares for guiness
or drinking budlight with lime
when we could have that!

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and we saw our friends
from breathtaking bold city
with their stock on tap!

Brian keeps it real
representing duval’s best
for the convention

when I saw Susan
she mixed my favorite beers
into a great brew

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best thing when you’re drunk
you can grab busty women
for pictures with them

they will keep smiling
even if you’re an asshat
believe me… I know

what an awesome night
tasting so many new beers
and having old favs

 

 

Taking a Trip To MonsterTown!!!

checking my mailbox
I found this package for me
and got excited

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I love how I’m drawn
maybe I will hire Pranas
to draw my comics!

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new minicomics
for me to enjoy and love
and envy over

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he left a haiku
so elloquently worded
i’m a bit jealous!

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And when it comes to these
no one makes a minibook
quite like Pranas can!

If you don’t know now
Pranas is the gifted brain
behind “inkdick” strips

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each book is handmade
folded, inked and screenprinted
by his very hands!

and the quality
is worth twice it’s weight in gold
get these books today!

Free Comicbook Day 2010

Free Comicbook Day
a comicking holiday
I fully support

the first of each may
stores offer exciting books
to entice readers

Gotham City Limits

first stop on my trip
was “Gotham City Limits”
a nerdy haven

it’s clean and complete
back issues and figurines
make the store flourish!

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pokecar outside!
and tons of awesome inside
a festive visit!

 

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in the comic shop
I saw the saddest raichu
god ever dreamed of!

I grabbed a few books
and made my epic roadtrip
to the next bookstore!

Down at Borderlands
the store prefers gaming stuff
but sells some comics

the staff is friendly
and they have a selection
worthy of viewing

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stormtroopers take breaks
in the hot florida sun
it can melt your gear!

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when i got inside
The flash greeted me quickly
before he went out!

the service was fast
books were already in bags
ready for grabbing

so in my third stop
I went to the coolest shop
we call “universe”

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ladies never lie
when they say that they do love
men in uniform

so much done inside
I forgot to take pictures
but it was epic!

Jim Hance did paintings
among the enthusiests!
who loved his artwork!

I bought a few books
and collected some freebies
before I went home!

what a great visit
to so many cool places
for buying comics!